Wednesday, 23 January 2013

Neanderthal Man a Domestic God

Evidence is mounting that Neanderthal man was a worker rather than a brute. Their over developed right arms are, they say, proof that they spent their time scraping animal hides and carving tools out of wood.

Most of them died shortly after adolescence, apparently.

Whenever have adolescents been known to be workers ? I suggest, therefore, that the Neanderthals went extinct for reasons other than that they were bettered by homo sapien.

Anyway. They are asking for ladies to offer their wombs for the first Neanderthal cloning. Grandmothers will have to be warned to start knitting lop-sided cardies. The nursery will have to be decorated in leopard skin and animal sketches.

The 'fathers,' rather than saving for university, will have to put money aside for Kleenex and early funeral arrangements.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFgnW7yTVLI

6 comments:

A K Haart said...

"Most of them died shortly after adolescence, apparently."

Maybe they went blind first.

Blue Eyes said...

"Genetic research even suggests they interbred with modern humans"

That explains the Brummies.

xyy beast said...

Surely we already have black people?

Blue Eyes said...

Wow. Just wow.

DtP said...

Wanna be careful as they may accidently rip their own cocks off - which would probably lead to a hasty suicide. Ho hum...err...

elleeseymour said...

If you are interested in Neanderthals, you might like to read the Wellcome Trust studies into their DNA: http://www.sanger.ac.uk/about/press/features/genomic-archaeology.html