An elderly neighbour of mine used to complain that The Daily Mail was full of pornography. It wasn't until she explained that I realised that it often published quite lewd photographs in the guise of indignant reportage. I had to laugh at page 11 of today's edition. It had this picture of Britney Spears and the caption with regard to her Australian tour ...
Lip syncing Britney disappoints down under !I suppose it was a big ask to expect her to get the timing right whilst wearing knickers in public ... for once !
On the same page was an article on cervical cancer and an article (with picture) of a furry toy hamster. Such wags at the Daily Mail, eh ???
18 comments:
ily Mail must've milked the bra-less boobs pics of Ms Spears, but in order to strike the smut while she's still 'Down Under' they took a shot at her crutch. It's getting as bad as reading The Sun.
It's no wonder you get so hot under the collar. Stop reading the Mail and your life will improve immeasurably. It's a load of shit and you know it.
I'll have you know that Jonathon Canier is not shit. (The astrologist)
Jayne - what do you know about it, you lawless biker !
Britney Spears for prime minister!!
Prime Munter more like !
Blue - I replied to your comment on the previous post about Brown.
Was I not the most laid back of all of us at the meet on Friday ? I had more jewellery on than Pippy, for heaven's sakes !
Told you about the Hamster.
Wasn't expecting a beaver though.
EK: I spent a few times under the table (a tad too much to drink) with Brit during our LiLo and Paris outings. Er...Paris is still angry with me for flipping her off when she drove by us on Sunset but hey, she flipped me off first.
Lilo hasn't called me since our stay at Betty Ford. But still...Good times EK, good times.
Brit is doing really well right now and they still try to bring her down. They should leave her alone now...she really is a hell of of a performer.
So17...has it right. xxx
later sweets.
She's hot and talented. andlittle to much w of a club on sunset
What the fuck is all that about ?
Britney should be the poster girl for cervical cancer. Not because she has it, but because the whole world has had the opportunity to exam her for it.
memphis steve....
This is neither the time nor the place to share your outrageous fantasies of being Britney's doctor and examining her with your big speculum.
Outraged of Baltimore
Not wearing knickers is so wrong.
Men love a bit of mystery and a touch of disappointment.
Not wearing knickers is so wrong.
Men love a bit of mystery and a touch of disappointment.
See,it was so big there was an echo.
Funny headlines, but definitely not a wise choice for anything with integrity.
There has been a few jokes here about which lips she's using too.
:)
EK: Muse...it's a cool name too. I like. :)
BQ - That was low
Spiky - Now why does it not surpise me that you've socialised with her ?
Anon - you need to be on the wavelength
Steve - and examine her tonsils too !
Emma - outraged ? Yeah, right !
So17 - good gag
Smackers - I should have dedicated this to you and Fingers, nay ?
Spiky - you have taste. Except in the case of So17
My life will be better if you don't link Britney to me, darl.
xx
OK, Smack ;-)
xx
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